Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Superhero project!

Alright everyone, so we've got a new project and everyone can get involved.. ok. so here's what we've got:

Stephen Lynch, who is an amaaaaazing singing stand up comedian has a song that goes something like this: 

If I could be a Superhero
I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man


If you want to hear it as well go to the link below.



right. so thats an idea for the project
now, we've got our own superhero...... his name is Shopper Man, and this is his little poem...


If I could make up a Superhero
It would be Shopper man
He’d walk around with all the women
To find Gucci bags from Japan
And if my girlfriend asked me to shop
I’d call Shopper man to shop till she drops
I wouldn’t have to kill her with a frying pan
Because I would have Shopper Man



Sooooooooooooo, want your own??? Tell us your own version of a superhero following the guidelines below.

Gender:
Superhero name:
Superhero power:
When this superhero would be needed:

Post your descriptions on our One and a Half page!!!!!!! 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/One-and-a-Half-Productions/124916407581195

Sunday, 7 August 2011

Home alone

Social networking can be a good means for business, marketing and communication. I accept and embrace this. What i don't understand is the public logging and posting of everyday routine and actions, your whereabouts, and your interactions. I find posts like "Jo is having burgers with Bill, while they're playing footsie at McDonald's Soho, London" or "Just got my payslip and will be walking to the bank in half an hour to deposit it", incredibly stupid. Got no problem with Jo and Bill and their footsie, or that you got your payslip - unless you owe me money - but who the f**k cares?? Maybe robbers, rapists and killers.. that's who! So maybe you'll get a few likes from a few no-lifers that you probably interact with them only through FB or Tweeter. Or maybe your friend who is sitting right next to you and that's even more annoying, since he's freaking sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! 

It's recommended to think before you speak... well.. it was recommended.. now people don't really talk so that's not an issue.  So now its probably best to say: THINK BEFORE YOU POST!

Some of these examples might be extreme, but I've seen similar in the past and I'm sure you have too.

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Heat - August 2011

August? holidays, heat, sun, sea, sand, beach, beer, music, chillaxxxx.....................

and whoever is working.. try and take it easy...


Thursday, 4 August 2011

Texting driver

Ekklisi pros olous tous odigous!!!

Katarxin texting? 
An tha parkaris stin akria tou highway, gia na fais to sandwich sou i kati... prin na 3anampis mes ton dromo anapti3e liin taxitita- eshi kosmo pou kinite me 100km/h piso sou!
An tha stripsis de3ia i aristera, xrisimopia ton dixti sou PRIN patisis ta stopper sou, n na itan kala na 3eri o piso sou prin se ttoumpari.
An tha kamnizis san odigas, svisto mes to tasaki tou aftokinitou oi mes ta dasi. 
An tha dokis giro tou roundabout prepi na piasis tin DEXIA lorida. 

An tha kamis Uturn, men kamis!